Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can't turn off my feet"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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