I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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