I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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