I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
