You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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