North Korea, Best Korea!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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