You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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