It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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