They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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