but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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