I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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