He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Small penises have feelings too.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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