i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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