Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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