How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
me + whiskey = a bad person
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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