whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
