she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Randomize