So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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