they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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