it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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