i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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