do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Shame is for Republicans.
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