I don't think brook has ever known best
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
