bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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