did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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