You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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