Nicole vs. Life
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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