i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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