would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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