i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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