i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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