That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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