There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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