I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Found your dick twin last night
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I will be naked everywhere
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
so much tequila, so little girl.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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