is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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