Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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