do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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