420 ftw
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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