i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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