where am i from again
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
