Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize