Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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