Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
