Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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