you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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