If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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