Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i will never coherently bang her
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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