I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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