Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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