How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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