I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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