Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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