Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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