My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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