I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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