With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
